Well friends, the time has come for me to move on. I have spent a long time supervising the construction and development of my “Official” web site. Unfortunately, my No Spin Zone on the internet has been infiltrated by liberal operatives.
First, the demons of cyberspace relentlessly slandered my friend Ann Coulter on the internet. Once they had tarnished her armor, they conspired to dismantle Ronald Reagan’s record of accomplishment on Wikipedia. Now they have brought the fight to my doorstep by bombarding my website with vile postings containing horrifying liberal propaganda.
I, like my fictional colleague Jason Bourne, will not let them win without a fight.
In response to the liberal assault on my temple of posterity on the internet, I have decided to publish this blog so that my real supporters can once again find the truth on the internet.
Welcome to my personal NSZ.
-F.B O'Reilly
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